'CHICO'
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Hailing from Austria, the world champion bodybuilder recently gained his VISA to live in england on a permanent basis. After claiming his first means of employment in the UK as X-Factor bodyguard, hate figure Simon Cowell has retracted his interest in Dannii Minogue.
Chico is thought to have slept with around 1,500 different women around the world. Including the likes of Dierdre Barlow, Mariah Carey and Margaret Thatcher. He is currently single and open to all offers, but watch where your mother goes, he has most likely took her up the poo shoot too.
He is in the running for the Guiness World Records 2010 annual book for the biggest arms in the world. His previous 25" guns reaped fear into all those in BoySpank, but now they have reached a staggering 27" after his short term absence; due to conflict with mod 9.
