Patel

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Patel

Patel, born 1982 in Bradford, England, is a full time computer-genius and part time Leeds fan who is famed for his matchday routine on the WACCOE website. This consists of tuning into BBC Radio Leeds and posting his much-sought after opinions, sometimes in a wholly agressive way, on the matchday thread.

Despite his lack of first-hand knowledge, Patel is an all-conquering hero and has the low-down on every current, past and future Leeds target. This is mainly attributed to his encyclopaedic knowledge of the Football Manager computer game - of which he openly admits to being a fan. Some even claim that this is his sole purpose in life.

University

Patel also has a degree, you know.

The Great Jimmy Bullard Incident of 2006

Patel shot to fame in 2006 when constructing what perhaps was his most memorable contribution on Waccoe. It read that he had a burning hatred for Wigan midfielder Jimmy Bullard, who after scoring in an FA Cup tie at Elland Road at which Patel was seemingly present, flicked Vs in his and the crowd's direction.

Such is his magnanamous record of non-attendance, this claim provoked a cynical response & eventually lead to an 'outing' of biblical proportions. It was revealed that Patel was in fact not present at the game he claimed, and instead, at that exact time, was doing the usual of adding his views to the matchday thread. From this day onwards his posts are taken with a pinch of salt.

Patel was also banned last year, having his account deleted along the way. He can now be found under the name - P.A.T.E.L.

Family Members & furniture/electronical appliances

A number of accounts relating to Patel and his family have also been created on Waccoe. It is not thought that these are the work of the man himself, but with so many IPs and the ability to somewhat spin the truth, nothing can be ruled out. The list is as follows.

Patel's Grandma, patelsknickers, Patel's Radio 3pm, patelsbelt, Patel's Kettle, Patel's Doll, Patel's Sofa