Sheikh
From Waccoepedia
Fanatical fan and future buyer of Leeds United, at a time yet to be determined. Either the third or fourth richest man in the world, he regularly changes his name, but can be reliably found on wikipedia (sic) under each of his complex aliases.
It is generally anticipated that the Sheikh, who looks a bit like Lawrence of Arabia only with a darker skin and some Boots sunglasses, will appoint WGS as manager, and give him between three and four billion pounds to spend on new players.
