Gordon McQueen
From Waccoepedia
Ex Leeds United Player who couldn't wait to up sticks and play for Scum.
Now known for his punditry on Sky Sports where he takes every opportunity to stick the knife into all things Leeds United. Must surely be the most dour and miserable bastard ever to sit alongside the magnificent Jeff Stelling.
Once played for the kiddie fiddler club called Middlesborough.
He has just recently started renting out his unfeasibly large head as a bouncy castle at kids' parties. He blamed his addiction to collecting 'Bratz' paraphernalia and dolls as the reason for humiliating himself: "I love all the shiny sequins and brushing their hair, and Sky don't pay enough to feed my habit" he said yesterday.
It's also been revealed he's the 'stunt head' used in the new Foster's Lager adverts where a man's large forehead shields the amber nectar from the warming rays of the sun.
