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Wee Gordon Strachan is a former captain of Leeds United who led the club to its most recent championship. He is currently manager of Celtic, but it is common knowledge that this job is merely a front for a rigorous training program, a bit like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, during which he frequently punches clean through solid concrete statues of Ridsdale in preparation for his true mission in life, to take Leeds back to the Premiership.
In contrast to Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, very few WACCOErs enjoy the thought of wee Gordon in a tight yellow leather catsuit. Colchester White did, and he hasn't been heard of for a long time.
